did you get those earrings at tiffanys?
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i got them from my vagina
so Floyd and I had our one-year-anniversary sometime in January….. but neither of us know which day exactly (womp womp)
anyway here is a picture of us in chicago
POOPtalk
Floyd: Let me call you back, I’m pooping.
Me: I mean I don’t mind, I talk to you when I’m pooping all the time.
Floyd: I work on my breathing patterns when I poop, I’ll call you back.
Me: WHAT?!?! omg yessssssssssssssssssssssss
…. is this isn’t a solid affirmation that I am dating the perfect man for me I HONESTLY DONT KNOW WHAT IS
My little sister and I both worked until the early morning hours last night, both had to work early this morning, but when we were defrosting our cars this morning terese slipped a hot cup of coffee into my car. I HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL SISTER EVER
My friends and I decided to go as “Sexy Avengers” for Halloween - ImgurThank you.
(Source: screamingfurby)
JUST REALIZED ITS HALLOWEEN
JUST REALIZED THIS IS WHY I TOOK OFF WORK MONTHS AGO
JUST REALIZED I PICKED UP A SHIFT FOR TONIGHT AND WAS WONDERING WHY I HAD ASKED OFF
HOW AM I GOING TO SHOW OFF MY SEXY COSTUMES WHILST AT WORK
DAMNIT.
for some reason
floyd is one of the only people able to coax the true woman out of me….
one home-made-celebratory-birthday-pumpkin-cheesecake-for-boyfriend CHECK
NO ONE TELL
